The L-Space Web

The Pratchett Quote File v6.0

The Pratchett Quote File or PQF is a collection of one-liners, catchphrases, general quotes, pieces of dialogue, and running gags, all culled from Terry Pratchett's novels and other writings (including his Usenet articles).

The PQF was started years ago by Leo Breebaart on the Usenet newsgroup, and is now being maintained by Kimberley Verburg <>. New quote submissions are always welcome.

The PQF can also be downloaded as a text file or as an Acrobat PDF file.


  1. Discworld Quotes:
  2. Non-Discworld Quotes:
  3. On-line Quotes:

The PQF is no longer actively being maintained. It is only kept online for historical purposes.

The L-Space Web is a creation of The L-Space Librarians
This mirror site is maintained by Colm Buckley