ACT I: The Rite Stuff
Problem: How do I get the glitter?
Look to the Star(s).
Problem: How do I get the smell?
A: Find a smelly person.
Problem: How do I get the sticks?
Try the sporting goods and gardening department.
Problem: How do I get the mouse blood?
A: Make sure you've got a mouse on the menu, and find a way to get a blood donation.
Problem: How do I get the candles?
Visit the travelling shop for advice.
Problem: How do I get Mrs Cake to make sense?
A: She's getting ahead of you.. try and get things in the right order.
Problem: How do I get the ladder from Casanunda?
A: He's looking for a female challenge.. help him out.
Problem: How do I get the vampire's fangs?
A: Time for bed?
Problem: How do I make dribbly beeswax?
A: Make the bees sweat - try adding something extra to their diet.
ACT II: Come Die With Me
Problem: How do I get to XXXX?
A: There's only one way - have a look around Ankh-Morpork.
Problem: How do I get a death certificate?
A: Ask someone who knows.
Problem: How do I prove Rincewind's dead?
A: Check out the requirements, and find ways to fulfil them.
Problem: How do I get a novelty for the clickie?
A: Try a little breaking and entering down at the docks.
Problem: How do I get a babe for the clickie?
A: Go behind the scenes at Holywood. You'll need to persuade her to be in your clickie, though.
Problem: How do I get a Jingle?
A: Ask around Djelyibeybi - someone's bound to be able to help you.
Problem: How do I get Death out of make-up?
A: First find the make-up room, and listen.
Problem: How do I get Hex working again?
A: You'll need to un-debug it.
Problem: Where do I get a band to play the Jingle?
A: Look around the desert for a captive audience.
Problem: How do I find the Elven Circle?
A: Ask someone with magical knowledge, who definitely isn't dead.
Problem: How do I get to see the Elven Queen?
A: Find a cunning disguise.
Problem: How do I take a picture of the Elven Queen?
A: It's not that hard - if you have the right equipment.
Problem: Where do I find a stunt double for Death?
A: Find someone who's nearly dead - but they don't have to be human.
Problem: How do I get the double to co-operate?
A: Give him a hand tracing his ancestry.
Problem: How do I get people to like the clickie?
A: Make a director's cut - with a little added footage.
ACT III: The Grim Rincewind
Problem: How do I get to be Death?
A: Try asking someone.
Problem: How do I get a booming voice?
A: Find somewhere with an echo.
Problem: How do I get a black robe?
A: Find some material to dye for.
Problem: How do I prove I can ride Binky?
A: Just find a way of staying in the saddle.
Problem: How do I prove I can use the scythe?
A: Head outside and practice.
Problem: Where do I get Susan something to read?
A: Visit the library - twice.
Problem: How do I collect a hundred souls?
A: Look in the garden to find one hundred very small souls.
Problem: How do I keep the bees out of the way?
A: The same way you did in Act I.
ACT IV: Till Death Do Us Part
Problem: How do I refill Death's hourglass?
A: What would you normally find in an hourglass?
Problem: How do I find out where the prospector goes?
A: Get someone or some creature to follow him.
Problem: What do I do at the Fountain of Youth?
A: Put a stop to things.
EPILOGUE: Queen Kong
Problem: How do I deal with the giant Elven Queen?
A: Get airborne, and fire away.