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Jingo

Death List 21.1

Definitely died - on page

• A thief - a real, if rather deceased, unlicensed thief turns gently on the roof of the thieves guild (pg 11)
• Ossie Brunt - his corpse found lying in a mess of fallen masonry (pg 59)
• Daceyville 'Snowy' Slopes - was decapitated (pg 86)
• Private Ginger Hobbley - decapitated by 71 Hour Ahmed (pg 239 or 240)
• Private 'Spider' Webb - decapitated by 71 Hour Ahmed (pg 239 or 240)

Definitely died - off page (ie referred to by someone)

• Smelly Slider - got hit by a falling bedstead (pg 73)
• Colon's great grandad - was killed when struck by 17 arrows (pg 122)
• A printer - death by suicide of the only person to attempt to set up a printing press (pg 149)
• Topless Harry - swung across into another ships rigging with a cutlass clenched between his teeth... (pg 162)
• A man - killed by 71 Hour Ahmed (pg 228)
• The village of El-Ysa - 5 men, 7 women, 13 children and 31 camels killed when someone poisoned the village well. (pgs 229 & 237)
• 19 Klatchians - killed by Sergeant Willikins and his men (pg 240)
• 5 soldiers - killed in a skirmish with a klatchian patrol (pg 240)
• Corporal Littlebottom - died in alternate universe (pg 256)
• Sergeant Detritus - died in an alternate universe (pg 256)
• Constable Visit - died in an alternate universe (pg 256)
• Constable Dorfl - died in an alternate universe (pg 256)
• Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson - died in an alternate universe (pg 256)
• Commander Vimes - died in an alternate universe (pg 256)
• 10 (?) people - 17 people were lost in skirmishes of one sort another during. 7 are mentioned above. (pg 279)

Might have died

• It is said Leonard of Quirm blew up the Alchemists Guild using nothing more than a glass of water, a spoonful of acid, two lengths of wire and a ping pong ball. Someone might have died. (pg 66)
• Blind Hugh - said to have passed away (pg 74) yet mentioned later (pg 152)

Death toll?

• The warship Mary Jane sank 400 years ago. (pg 20)
  
  
• Ankh Morpork has tended to wage war on those they haven't occupied. The slaughter of thousands tends to stick in the memory. (pg 20)
  
  
• The big plague. (pg 28)
  
  
• Sweeny Jones was killing people. (pg 79)
  
  
• Charcoal Tuesday. After that people noticed the flaw in paying people by the number of fires they put out. (pg 95)
  
  
• Sybil Rankin's grandfather led an expedition to Howondaland in order to find some sworn enemies. (pg 105)
  
  
• Rankin regiments had fought the city's enemies all over the Sto Plains and had inflicted heroic casualties, quite often on people in the opposing armies. (pg 105)
  
  
• The countries of Smale and Elharb only stopped fighting 10 years ago. (pg 111)
  
  
• Colon spent some time in the military with the Duke of Eorle's First Heavy Infantry and the Duke of Quirms Middleweight Infantry. There were probably casualties. (pg 120-121)
  
  
• Nobby used to come back from battle with equipment no longer required by the former owners. (pg 123)
  
  
• A commander of a Klatchian detachment had been pacifying various recalcitrant parts of Klatch for a long time. (pg 206)
  
  
• Prince Arkven's wife Tistam used to ride into the battle with her husband and, according to legend, killed 10,000 men. Legends are prone to inflation though. (pg 218)
  
  
• There is good historical evidence that Queen Sowawondra of Sumtri had more than thirty thousand people put to death during her reign. (pg 218)
  
  
• People who neglected to follow the unwritten rules of Mrs Palm and her committee of very experienced ladies attracted the attention of the Agony Aunts, Dotsie and Sadie, and may or may not be seen again. (pg 220-221)
  
  
• General Tacticus took the Pass of Al-Ibi outnumbered ten to one. (pg 242)
  
  
• Lord Pinwoe's cavalry were killed charging the full might of the Pseudopolitan army. (pg 242)
  
  
• The entire Tsortean army was defeated by a mere one hundred Ephebians. Although some commentators believe the earthquake helped. (pg 242)

The Undead

• Mr Slant - a zombie
• Reg Shoe - a zombie

The Golems

• Constable Dorfl

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